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Tony Payne has been a writer on Squidoo for more than 4 years and is a Giant Squid.

A New Purple Star Out Of The Blue

Funny Spam CommentsI had a nice surprise today, with one of my older lenses being awarded a Purple Star, one of the most prestigious awards on Squidoo.

This lens is about the Funny Spam Comments that people (usually spammers) leave on your web sites and blogs.

Spam comments can be really frustrating, but fortunately the Akismet plugin takes care of 99% of them for many WordPress based sites.

Some spam comments can sometimes be really funny though, and it’s these that this page focuses on, giving some classic examples of the wackiest comments that have been left on my sites.

I hope you enjoy it.

Happy Saint George’s Day

Tuesday 23rd April 2013 is Saint George’s Day in England and this weekend there are a lot of events taking place all around the country to celebrate this.

Saint Georges Day is not something that has really been in the limelight for many years, but with a resurgence of patriotism in the UK, partly fuelled by the 2012 Olympics and the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, this year sees a number of events and for once the sun is shining in many parts of the country as well.

Wishing you a Happy Saint Georges Day, and just wondered – are you Proud To Be British?

A Notre Dame Football Book Makes A Great Christmas Gift For A Notre Dame Fan

With the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame being the only undefeated College Football team in the NCAA for the 2012 season, fans of Notre Dame are jumping for joy, and what better gift for a true fan of Notre Dame Football than a book about Notre Dame Football.

There are some great books to choose from, and the best option is to read reviews of the Top Notre Dame Football Books.

There are some classic books available, featuring great moments in the history of Notre Dame Football, as well as chronicling the history of this great football program.

Notre Dame are playing Alabama in Miami on the evening of 7th January 2013 in the BCS Championship game. So who are you rooting for, Notre Dame or Alabama?

GreekGeek’s Tips For Dealing With The New Squidoo Layouts

As you have probably noticed, last weekend the Squidoo layouts for your lenses were changed so that content adapts itself automagically to the width of the device that the lens is being viewed on.

Unfortunately, they have some bugs on this which need to be worked out, but more importantly, if you use HTML/CSS code on your lenses, in particular Squidtools code for creating Item Boxes or to replace the Featured Lenses module, these might not now display correctly.

But never fear, talented veteran lensmaster GreekGeek has come to the rescue with some invaluable tips for fixing your lens code and making your lenses display correctly with the new responsive layouts.

Here is the link to a post that will help you, and you will no doubt find some other great tips on her blog as well: Cheat Sheet for Dealing With Squidoo’s New Flexible Layout

You can find more Squidoo tips and tricks and meet the coolest veteran lensmasters on the alternative Squidoo forums at http://squidu.yuku.com/

Traffic Comes Traffic Goes

Doing your keyword research and optimizing your posts for Google is good, but no matter what, traffic comes and traffic goes and to a large extent this is out of your control.

While doing your best to optimize, making sure you have the right keywords in the right places and at the right density, you can’t control how Google is going to rank your pages, nor can you control just how many people are going to search on each keyword either.

Just one position higher or lower on the front page of Google can make a big difference in traffic, and a news story that results in a surge in search requests can make a difference too.  It’s all to a large extent out of your control.

A case in point are my two top traffic lenses for many months, My Pet Peeves and Religious Jokes. About six months ago I could guarantee to have over 2,000 visits a week to My Pet Peeves, and between 1,500 – 2,000 to Religious Jokes.  I just did, week after week, for month after month.

Then for no apparent reason, My Pet Peeves began to lose traffic. At first I couldn’t see why, since I still got a lot of traffic from Google, but I realized that I had lost the edge on the main key phrase “My Pet Peeves” and most of my Google traffic was now coming from “Pet Peeves”.  Now it seems “Pet Peeves” has lost it’s edge, and my visits are down to under 250 a week, leaving the lens well down in the 2nd tier in Squidoo, not firmly in the top tier where it used to be.

Religious Jokes did the same for a while, and despite attempts to revive it’s position, it’s struggling to get into the top tier with between 900 – 1,100 visits a week.

On the other side of the fence, I have two lenses that have not done well for ages, and these are suddenly showing a resurgence in popularity for no apparent reason. It’s not because I have made major changes to them, but maybe it’s small changes in the wording of the intro module that have been enough to make a difference.

The first is Top 25 Tom Hanks Movies, which is currently showing almost 400 visits this week, with more today than any other lens, and 90% of the traffic is coming from Google.

The second is on a similar theme, Top 15 Leonardo DiCaprio Movies, which is approaching 300 visits this week. Just how much traffic is coming directly from Google and how much is as a result of visitors to my Tom Hanks lens I don’t know, but I am hopeful that these retain Google’s favor for a long time to come.

A little tweak here, another there, or just some re-positioning at Google’s whim, you are never completely in control of how much traffic you are going to get and where it’s going to come from.